Teacher wrote on the board:
36x + yx + 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0
He turned to Musa and said, “Solve the problem.”
Musa picked the duster, cleaned the board and said,
“Problem solved!”
😆😆… Some of our problems in life require such Solutions 😀😀
Absolute Classic
Absolute Classic!!!
Six year old Kid looking at Mom’s ID card… 🔖
SEX – F
He laughs 😂
Mom : Whats so funny ?
Kid : I can’t believe you are so bad in Sex 😆 that You Failed in it!!
Husband Died Laughing 😜😝😂😂😂😝
Vivo Y95 4030mAh बैटरी और 20MP सेल्फी कैमरे के साथ भारत में लॉन्च
नई दिल्ली (टेक डेस्क)। चीनी स्मार्टफोन कंपनी Vivo ने अपना एक और मिड रेंज स्मार्टफोन Vivo Y95 को भारत में लॉन्च कर दिया है। इस फोन को हाल ही में फिलिपीन्स में लॉन्च किया गया था। इस स्मार्टफोन के फीचर्स की बात करें तो इसमें वाटरड्रॉप नौच फीचर दिया गया है। फोन स्नैपड्रैगन 439 चिपसेट प्रोसेसर एंव अन्य लेटेस्ट फीचर्स के साथ लॉन्च किया गया है। साथ ही फोन में 20 मेगापिक्सल का सेल्फी कैमरा भी दिया गया है। आपको बता दें कंपनी ने पिछले दिनों ही Vivo Y93 को भारत में लॉन्च किया गया है। आइए, जानते हैं फोन के फीचर्स और उपलब्धता के बारे में
A newly married employee
A newly married employee’s text message to his Boss…
Sir, due to high *bed pleasure*,
I am unable to attend office today. 😂😂😂
Correlate with Gujrat Election
The last time Rohit Sharma scored a double ton he got 264. This time around he got only 208. It’s a huge moral victory for Sri Lanka. Their bowlers deserve credit!!!
Don’t correlate with Gujrat Election…😜😜😜
тнe ѕpoon тнaт yoυ
тнe ѕpoon тнaт yoυ pυт ιn yoυr мoυтн aт reѕтaυranт нaѕ alѕo вeen ιnтo 1000ѕ oғ oтнer мoυтнѕ тoo…
oн! yoυ only drιnĸ мιneral waтer ?
A Lady visited
A Lady visited A Bar for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender..
A Guy at Her Left ordered: “Jack Daniels, Single”
A Guy at Her Right ordered: “Johnny Walker, Single”
The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..??
Lady replied: “Monika Deshpande, Married..!!”
Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance floor living it large – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!!
A woman goes to the doctor
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . .
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Doctor: “What happened?”
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Woman:” Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp….”
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Doctor:”I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it…. Just gargle and gargle”.
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2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
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. Woman:” Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.
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Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps.!
Every Gujju girl
Every Gujju girl has a Chinese name :
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*Chaap – Lee…*
😉😉😜😜😃😃😂😂😎😎
I called my friend
I called my friend yesterday night at 10.30 pm on phone, he said he was very busy, working on a special Project “Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel under a constrained environment”.
I was impressed.
Later I realized – saala bartan dho raha tha , under the supervision of his wife !!
English is a Beautiful language !!!😂😂