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Some funny but heart touching facts.

👉Airports have seen more affectionate hugs than Wedding Halls..

👉The walls of Hospitals have heard more sincere prayers than the walls of Temples, Masjids & Churches.

👉Good Days or Bad Days depend on your thinking. What you call ” Suffocation” in local train becomes an “Atmosphere” in Disco.

👉Pizza always confuses us. It comes in a square box. When you open it, its round. When you start eating it, its triangle. Life & People are like Pizza. Looks different. Appear different & Behave absolutely different.

👉Position matters..!!!!
8 Apple: Rs.180/-
Apple 8: Rs.80,000/-

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Teacher wrote on the board:
36x + yx + 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0
He turned to Musa and said, “Solve the problem.”

Musa picked the duster, cleaned the board and said,
“Problem solved!”

😆😆… Some of our problems in life require such Solutions 😀😀

Absolute Classic!!!
Six year old Kid looking at Mom’s ID card… 🔖
SEX – F
He laughs 😂
Mom : Whats so funny ?
Kid : I can’t believe you are so bad in Sex 😆 that You Failed in it!!
Husband Died Laughing 😜😝😂😂😂😝

A newly married employee’s text message to his Boss…

Sir, due to high *bed pleasure*,
I am unable to attend office today. 😂😂😂

The last time Rohit Sharma scored a double ton he got 264. This time around he got only 208. It’s a huge moral victory for Sri Lanka. Their bowlers deserve credit!!!
Don’t correlate with Gujrat Election…😜😜😜

тнe ѕpoon тнaт yoυ pυт ιn yoυr мoυтн aт reѕтaυranт нaѕ alѕo вeen ιnтo 1000ѕ oғ oтнer мoυтнѕ тoo…
oн! yoυ only drιnĸ мιneral waтer ?

A Lady visited A Bar for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender..

A Guy at Her Left ordered: “Jack Daniels, Single”

A Guy at Her Right ordered: “Johnny Walker, Single”

The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..??

Lady replied: “Monika Deshpande, Married..!!”
Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance floor living it large – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!!

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . .
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Doctor: “What happened?”
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Woman:” Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp….”
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Doctor:”I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it…. Just gargle and gargle”.
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2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
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. Woman:” Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.
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Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps.!

Every Gujju girl has a Chinese name :

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*Chaap – Lee…*

😉😉😜😜😃😃😂😂😎😎

I called my friend yesterday night at 10.30 pm on phone, he said he was very busy, working on a special Project “Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel under a constrained environment”.

I was impressed.

Later I realized – saala bartan dho raha tha , under the supervision of his wife !!

English is a Beautiful language !!!😂😂